Welcome to the Forge Obsidian!

What even is this place?

I created this webpage in July of 2025 because I was bored. Bored and fed up. Have you been on the internet lately? It's too loud, too messy, and just plain hostile. Oh, sure, Reddit can be fun sometimes. Until you inevitably end up doomscrolling or fighting people in the Comments section of any given post, because Reddit was MADE for people with a compulsive need to prove that they are morally correct in all things. And what happened to all of the cool fansites? Now I just end up on Wikis for hours. Blame my autism-brain. Well no more! You can HAVE your fancy modern internet, but I'm going back to the sewers of the interwebs. I am your sewer turtle. Feed me your pizzas! I HUNGER!

I'm mostly here to ramble and show off the artsy stuff I do. This is not a productive place. You will build no new skills here. You will learn nothing of any value to society. I am here to waste your time while the world burns. Which, granted, is what the rest of the internet is already doing. But look at my visual aesthetic. Green and black is where it's at! So soothing on the eyes. I may even add some synthwave music to the background at some point. Would you like that? Yeah you would. You filthy, filthy Gen X-leaning Millennial. I bet you want to stay up all night watching Mission Hill and Toonami/Adult Swim reruns, don't you? Don't you? DON'T YOU LIE TO ME! YOU LOVE IT!

I don't know much about HTML and have yet to put much of my stuff online yet, so...this site will be fairly sparse for a while. Honestly you'll likely never read this text, because I'll have long since updated this intro before ever sharing this site with anyone. Except for, like, single women in my area on online dating platforms. That's right, folks, I'm CRINGE! Listen the heart that I wear on my sleeve! It beats in time with the syllables of your name! LOSE YOURSELF IN ITS RHAPSODY.

Anyway, back to figuring this shit out. Wazooooooooooooooo!